A Chance Lost

"Who was the originator of the idea that a husband and wife are one?"

"I give it up; but it strikes me he might have saved a lot of argument

if he had said _which_ one."

* * *

_He:_ "I never knew until to-day that the Rev. Dr. Preachly married an


_She:_ "Oh, yes! It is she who rehearses him in those beautiful

extempore sermons he preaches."

* * *