Oliver Herford sat next to a soulful poetess at dinner one night, and

that dreamy one turned her sad eyes upon him. "Have you no other

ambition, Mr. Herford," she demanded, "than to force people to degrade

themselves by laughter?"

Yes, Herford had an ambition. A whale of an ambition. Some day he hoped

to gratify it.

The woman rested her elbows on the table and propped her face in her
r /> long, sad hands, and glowed into Mr. Herford's eyes. "Oh, Mr. Herford,"

she said, "Oliver! Tell me about it."

"I want to throw an egg into an electric fan," said Herford, simply.

"Hubby," said the observant wife, "the janitor of these flats is a


"What of it?"

"I really think he is becoming interested in our oldest daughter."

"There you go again with your pipe dreams! Last week it was a duke."

The chief end of a man in New York is dissipation; in Boston,


When you are aspiring to the highest place, it is honorable to reach the

second or even the third rank.--_Cicero_.

The man who seeks one thing in life, and but one,

May hope to achieve it before life be done;

But he who seeks all things, wherever he goes,

Only reaps from the hopes which around him he sows

A harvest of barren regrets.

--_Owen Meredith_