In a large store a child, pointing to a shopper exclaimed, "Oh, mother,

that lady lives the same place we do. I just heard her say, 'Send it up

C.O.D.' Isn't that where we live?"

An Englishman went into his local library and asked for Frederic

Harrison's _George Washington and other American Addresses_. In a little

while he brought back the book to the librarian and said:

"This book does not give me what I require; I want to find out the

addresses of several American magnates; I know where George Washington

has gone to, for he never told a lie."